I like music, and poetry, and the writing thereof! :3

 

plobzer99:

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Oh my god so many ways to make pizza

ulikas:

"anime today is so stupid an the animation is terrible"

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terrible.

just awful.

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kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

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jetn:

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*prepares party popper*


*nervously shakes the party popper*


*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*


*has a wonderful night with the party popper*


*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.
Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.
"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck



why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fingersareoptional:

jetn:

fingersareoptional:

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fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

An Abundance of Kisses

The in-love kiss: Soft, sweet, fragile, slow

The shy kiss: quick, soft, small

The are-we-friends-or-lovers kiss: happens between friends who like each other, soft but desperate, quick but intense, usually not expected

The sympathy kiss: usually one-sided, quick, sad

Not-on-the-lips kisses: forehead kisses, cheek kisses, hand kisses, butterfly kisses, head kisses

The I'm-not-sure-if-I-should-but-I-want-to kiss: staggered, half open eyes, surprise

The I-feel-nothing-kiss: staggered, no movement, no touches, eyes open, sometimes one sided

The awkward first kiss: nose bumps, quick, shy, soft, awkward, bumping

The desperate kiss: slow, intense, passionate, depressing, hard

The fuck-me kiss: Hard, fast, lots of tongue

The I-really-think-you're-beautiful kiss: soft, slow, hands holding face, smiling

The I'm-comfortable-with-you kiss: Smiles, laughs, slow, familiar, real, full of love

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bill gates, a real life hero

"mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue" "idfk shoot lasers at it"

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harshethic:

amroyounes:

Industrial designs ideas part III.

Checkout out the grey water into toilet one, now that is brilliant and environmental.

Solar powered solutions and smartphone pocket for your jeans!

This is badass

I love these.

All the power points look sad and confused…like they’re not ready for all this change.